Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Receding Hairline
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is like saying someone's hairline has gone on a permanent vacation to outta space. It's so far back, it's practically a black hole. As Explain bear, I think you should know that your hairline is further back than you think it is.