Existence jokes
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.
I have a new joke.
My life. Wait... jokes are supposed to have meaning.
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
Memes
I'm alive, baby!
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Why the "hell" is this here?
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.