Why the "hell" is this here?
Existence Jokes
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"
I said, "Yes, I know I am."
Must. Escape. Meme.
Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.
My live.
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
Your own life, hah!
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
"The f*** am I even doing here?"
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
Everything.
My social life.
I exist.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
