What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
You've realized I exist? Huh, cool.
Adriano loves life.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Old ladies are non existent.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Who are you?
Yourself.
Yourself.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
what’s the only gun that doesn’t exist in africa? the water gun
"Morbidity, the story of my life in one joke."
