Existence jokes

What do you call someone with no nose and no body?

Nobody knows.

My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?

Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.

Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.

You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.

What's the difference between a God and my mom?

My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."

I'm alive, baby!

I have a new joke.

My life. Wait... jokes are supposed to have meaning.

If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.

A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"

I said, "Yes, I know I am."

In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!

Life.

"The f*** am I even doing here?"

Must. Escape. Meme.

Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

I exist.

Stephen Hawking said there is no God.

2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.

My social life.

Person 1: A life.

Person 2: I don't get it.

Person 1: Exactly.

Everything.

In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.

In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂