Existence jokes
I have a new joke.
My life. Wait... jokes are supposed to have meaning.
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
My social life.
Everything.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
Life.
"The f*** am I even doing here?"
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.