Existence jokes

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs?

Names.

Me. I am the worst joke ever.

What do you call a man without a body and a nose?

What's the most annoying thing in the world?

When you're told you're still qualified to live.

While I was out shopping, I tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me. For fun, I said, "Sorry! It's been a while since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.

Dads are like boomerangs... I hope!

Son: Dad, why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.

You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.

Emo t-shirt:

"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."

Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.

My life is like a broken pencil, it's pointless.

What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?

My clothes don't hang themselves...

Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.

Karolien's life.

I exist.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Oliver.

Oliver who?

Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹

Me and my friend's life story on a daily basis.

Me.

What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?

They're both pointless.

What's life if you don't have one...

Haha, my life is a joke, but it ain't funny.

What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?

Nothing, they're both dead.

I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.