Existence jokes

My entire existence.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Why the "hell" is this here?

My social life.

Why is death taken so lightly?

Because anyone can take it.

Not a joke?

More like not an existing organism in life.

I laughed at my life so hard.

Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.

I have a new joke.

My life. Wait... jokes are supposed to have meaning.

I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.

What's the cruelest joke?

Life.

What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?

Jokes have meanings.

Dad: Alive.

Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).

Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.

Mother: Alive...

Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.

If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"

I said, "Yes, I know I am."

Must. Escape. Meme.

Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.

Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?

My life.

In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.

In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂

Apex Legends: exists.

Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."