Existence jokes
Your own life, hah!
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
Why is the elephant headed God the true God?
Because he doesn't exist!
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.
I have a new joke.
My life. Wait... jokes are supposed to have meaning.
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
Why the "hell" is this here?
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
I'm alive, baby!
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
Must. Escape. Meme.
Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.
A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"
I said, "Yes, I know I am."
Your life, ahhahaha!