All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
-Dark_Humor
I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed anyone know cpr? I said shit I know all the letters of the alphabet. Everyone laughed well except for this 1 guy
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad? Nothing they are both 1 thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION)
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it...we're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an among us game except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
What was Hitler known for? His exceptional caust efficiency
Jack and Jill wanted some pills So they went to the dealer he saw they were kids and said fuck this shit then jacked rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth pills
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling alsleep (including him)
the f in orphan stands for family except there is no f
When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn't get back up.
Teacher: what’s the closest planet. Kids yell: sun. Except for one. Other kid: Uranus. Teacher: Uranus? Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
All countries will get Covid Except China they got it right off the bat
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him a iphone 14.
except it had no home button.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
One time uma thurman was poison ivy she was weird in that except for her punny jokes
Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?
Rip Van Tinkle
what's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
they both live underground, except for the eagle
