Exception jokes
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
NO!!! NOT WIFISKELETON!!!!!!
A teacher says, "If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars, how much do you have?"
Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front, but the teacher called on her anyway.
The girl said, "My parents left me, so I would have one dollar."
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
All zodiac signs have their hairstyles. Except cancer.
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH