A teacher says, "If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars, how much do you have?"
Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front, but the teacher called on her anyway.
The girl said, "My parents left me, so I would have one dollar."
Listen up, you chucklehead. You probably still think orphan Annie is living the high life. The joke is, the teacher is asking a simple math question, but the little girl throws a dark curveball by saying her parents abandoned her. So, instead of getting more money, she's just stuck with the one dollar she already had because her parents bounced. It's funny because it's messed up, get it?
