Exception Jokes

Neon Lights

Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except Abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.

Anonymous

Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?

Teacher: 502.

Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?

Teacher:No you can’t fit an elephant in a fridge!!

Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.

Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door

Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.

Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion?

Student: No!The giraffe because He’s in a fridge.

Teacher: WOW!

Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?

Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?

Student:The gators are at the party.

Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?

Teacher:She drowned?!

Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

Zack..k..k

Murder is the same as suicide except the other person is doing it for you

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Logan Paul

“I’m sorry” and “I apologise” mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.

Sophia L.

Everything dissapers in the Bermuda triangle Except my depression

Morbid

There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, “Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween.”

Sally
in Sally

Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left?

What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.

What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.

The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he’s stuck in the fridge.

Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.

Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

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Anonymous

All jokes are funny with the correct delivery . Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.

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Anonymous
in Bullying

I came home from school One day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks so I did except I kicked him out him and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way

Anonymous

Just noticed something all celebrities die bad except for Elvis he had a relief after Taco Bell 🔔

Broccolollie

Saying I’m sorry and I apologise are basically the same thing… except at a funeral

Anonymous
in Puns

So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant. Dirty bastards.

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Zodiac

Every zodiac sign has a hair style except for cancer

Anonymous
in Puns

so I got these new shoes, except they were from a drug dealer. Now I don’t know what they were laced with but I was trippin all day.

Anonymous
in Little Johnny

Little Johnny was in class and his teacher asked “how many of you guys are trump fans?” since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands. Well except little Johnny. So the teacher asks, “why are you being different again Johnny…” so little Johnny says “well because im a democrat. My mom is a democrat and my dad is a democrat, so im a democrat!” so then the teacher responds with “well what if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot what would that make you?” well little Johnny says, “a trump fan!”

in Zodiac

All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)

-Dark_Humor

Bushra

“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.

Punzar
in Puns

Everything is made in China, except babies… they are made in Vachina.

ello' mate
in Depression

When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, “I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet,” or," You didn’t hang with me but guess what did?"

Brandon

anything can be funny with the right delivery except for abortion jokes cause there is no delivery

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