One time uma thurman was poison ivy she was weird in that except for her punny jokes
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?
Rip Van Tinkle
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him a iphone 14.
except it had no home button.
All countries will get Covid Except China they got it right off the bat
what's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
they both live underground, except for the eagle
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands but all of them rejected him.. except Daft Punk.
i was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled " do you know CPR?" i replied "i know the entire alphabet!" we all laughed and laughed, well. except one person
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
I asked my class what comes before 47 everyone said 46 except for the quiet kid who sad ak
I'm sorry and I apologise mean the same thing except at a funeral.
I fed some Chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
“The Totanic is unsinkable!”iceberg-challeng excepted
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
I asked my mom is I could be Wednesday ( from the Addams family) She said no she said I would look creepy and weird she said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE, the outfit looked ridicules, Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;
Dad:where is my son Son:come join me me with musical chairs except we stand on them Dad:ok so do we put this round our neck Son:YES MUM:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What do a mole and a eagle have in common? They live under ground except the eagle. Lol. .
Your hairline legit looks the Himalayan mountain range except you need binoculars to find it
