Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands but all of them rejected him.. except Daft Punk.
I asked my class what comes before 47 everyone said 46 except for the quiet kid who sad ak
i was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled " do you know CPR?" i replied "i know the entire alphabet!" we all laughed and laughed, well. except one person
Yo mama so fat that’s why people don’t want to marry her except for fat guys
I fed some Chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
Little Johnny was in class and his teacher asked "how many of you guys are trump fans?" since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands. Well except little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "why are you being different again Johnny....." so little Johnny says "well because im a democrat. My mom is a democrat and my dad is a democrat, so im a democrat!" so then the teacher responds with "well what if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot what would that make you?" well little Johnny says, "a trump fan!"
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
“The Totanic is unsinkable!”iceberg-challeng excepted
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What do a mole and a eagle have in common? They live under ground except the eagle. Lol. .
chinese always proud of their principle in business the fact is only products they copy that go international except for covid.
orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones
Your hairline legit looks the Himalayan mountain range except you need binoculars to find it
Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!
Dad:where is my son Son:come join me me with musical chairs except we stand on them Dad:ok so do we put this round our neck Son:YES MUM:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I asked my mom is I could be Wednesday ( from the Addams family) She said no she said I would look creepy and weird she said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE, the outfit looked ridicules, Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens... Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach" Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me"
HI everyone that is mean to freshfry,Addison banks, drew,watersharky,Gwen,and jk master fucking get off this site bully's I love everyone here except the bullies!
