Exception jokes
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
Sleep paralysis for the first time and this is what I see except it's face and body is way more stringy and hollow.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?
Rip Van Tinkle.
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.