I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?
Rip Van Tinkle.
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
What's the difference between a mole and an eagle?
They both live underground, except for the eagle.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
I'm sorry and I apologize mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
“The Totanic is unsinkable!”iceberg-challeng excepted
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
