Evers jokes

Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?

I got $1,000,000 for my brother. Best trade I ever made!

What’s the most played song in Africa?

Have you ever seen the rain?

Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!

Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!

A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.

His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"

The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."

"I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he'd ever read."

Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.

What did the dentist say to the butt?

"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"

I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store, just to take me with him and scan my wrist.

Have you ever heard of hearing aids?

Yeah, me neither.

Today; worst day ever.

My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.

Why don't rappers ever become chefs?

Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!

Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always have BARS on their GPS.

Akeld: All I want to do is mess with Gwen!

Gwen: LEAVE ME ALONE!

Akeld: NOT EVER!

You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?

It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.

Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?

Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.