Evers jokes
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Have you ever had sex camping?
It's inTENTS.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No, he hasn't either.
Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday. 🤭
You, I didn’t see you there. The pizza place is hunted bad, so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma, and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁. The end or is it bye-bye?
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.
She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭
Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.
Best joke ever.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.
Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Q: Have you ever felt a window?
A: Did you feel the pane?
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? No! Because unicorns are gay rainbows in equine form.