Event jokes
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
Memes
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
My last best man's speech was like the marriage--short, occasionally funny, and ultimately ruined by the bridesmaid.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.
Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
9/11, 911, same thing.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.