Event jokes
Knock, knock.
“Who's there?”
“The Twin Towers.”
“The Twin Towers who?”
“I thought you'd never forget.”
Everyone when we're in the cafeteria singing happy birthday to some random person: "Happy birthday to you..., Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear
Me in the background: Happy deathday to you..., Happy deathday to you, happy death day dear___, happy death day to you!"
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Happy New Year! 🍆🍑🍆🍑
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
Someone dies.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?