10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Are you going to SHOWCON?
What’s SHOWCON?
Show con these nuts.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
