Event jokes
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
I rate it 9/11.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”