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Event Jokes
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
WJE officially a gone memory.
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
My last best man's speech was like the marriage--short, occasionally funny, and ultimately ruined by the bridesmaid.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
