Event jokes
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
I rate it 9/11.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.