Event jokes
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
Memes
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
I love birthdays 🍰
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.