Event jokes
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Memes
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.