Event jokes

Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.

Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?

Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!

Why were the twin towers fighting?

Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.

If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?

Because it's in between 9/11.

Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.

"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"

Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.

9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.

How does the earth rate its sex?

Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.

If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?

'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.

Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.

What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?

Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?

A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.

You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

The second one never lands as good as the first one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.