Event jokes
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Memes
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
These are as weak as the towers.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"