Event

Event jokes

Music

    • What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.

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    • Punch Line

    • There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father, "thank you for this moment, have a great night".

    At the dance, the girl asks the boy, "can I have some food?" He gladly replies "yes" and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, "thank you so much, I really needed something to eat". Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, "thank you SOOOO much". Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, "what is it?" She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.

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    • Event memes

    Joe

    • Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?

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    • Mom

    • What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?

    Open wide, here comes the plane!

    Penaldo

    • Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.

    We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"

    Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡

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    • Victim

    • Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.

    Funeral

    • My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”

    They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.

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