Event jokes
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
These are as weak as the towers.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.