Event jokes
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
WJE officially a gone memory.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
Two antennas met on a roof and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.