Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Event Jokes
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
