The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, đź—żđź—żđź—ż
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
9/11.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, fathers day, and mothers day
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
Have a great year!
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
