Event jokes
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.