Event jokes

Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?

When I go to weddings, old people will tell me I'm next, but when I go to funerals, I tell old people they're next.

A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!

I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.

I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

Why is America the fastest readers?

They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.

Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.

When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.

And into a children's birthday party.

I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.

And then it hit me.

Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

Why did the skeleton not go to prom?

Because he had no body to go with.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

What did the Titanic say as it sank?

I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!

What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.

What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?

They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.

911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.

Time for a remake!

Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?

A: It's already done for you.