When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
