Event jokes
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
When I go to weddings, old people will tell me I'm next, but when I go to funerals, I tell old people they're next.
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.
Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.