Event jokes
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
9/11
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What’s an orphan’s favorite holidays? Mothers’ and Father’s Day.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Q: Why can't skeletons go to the dance?
A: He doesn't have the guts for it.
Where did Sally go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.