Event jokes

I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.

I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

Why is America the fastest readers?

They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.

Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.

When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.

And into a children's birthday party.

I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.

And then it hit me.

Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.

I put the fun in funeral.

Why did the skeleton not go to prom?

Because he had no body to go with.

For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.

Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.

Where do squirrels go for fun?

The acorn-ival.

What competition do nuts participate in?

The peanut butter cup.

Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!

Mom: Let's have an adoption party!

Kid: *cries*

Mom: What's wrong?

Kid: I'M ADOPTED????

Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?