Event jokes
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"
"Yea, it was crackers!"
joe mama roast
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, the parents aren't home.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
When I go to weddings, old people will tell me I'm next, but when I go to funerals, I tell old people they're next.