Event jokes
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?
Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!
Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.
Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.
Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait
Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
9/11 Joke?
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
I love birthdays 🍰
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was tiers.
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.