Event jokes
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
joe mama roast
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
When I go to weddings, old people will tell me I'm next, but when I go to funerals, I tell old people they're next.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, the parents aren't home.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!