Event jokes
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
Memes
Good luck getting her out
Girl (on thirteenth birthday): Ma, why did papa leave?
Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"
"Yea, it was crackers!"
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
When I go to weddings, old people will tell me I'm next, but when I go to funerals, I tell old people they're next.
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, the parents aren't home.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.