Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
Event Jokes
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
"Did you go to the biscuit eating championship?"
"Yea, it was crackers!"
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
Good luck getting her out
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, the parents aren't home.
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
When I go to weddings, old people will tell me I'm next, but when I go to funerals, I tell old people they're next.
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Why is America the fastest readers?
They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
