Event jokes
These are as weak as the towers.
I met this girl at a bar and started doing her from behind. Everything was great until she turned and said, "My turn!"
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
I have a dance next friday and i dont wanna go
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Your future.
What time is it when you get home?
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
It was an emotional wedding, even the cake was in tiers.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
How do you start a rave?
Throw a flashbang into the epileptic ward of a hospital.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Two antennas met on a roof and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.