Event jokes
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Memes
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, the parents aren't home.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.