Event jokes
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
Memes
Good luck getting her out
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Happy New Year! 🍆🍑🍆🍑
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
When I go to weddings, old people will tell me I'm next, but when I go to funerals, I tell old people they're next.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Making 9/11 jokes? It's just plane wrong.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?