Event jokes
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Memes
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, the parents aren't home.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
When I go to weddings, old people will tell me I'm next, but when I go to funerals, I tell old people they're next.
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.