Event jokes
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Memes
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.