Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Event Jokes
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
