Event jokes
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!