Event jokes
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
I give these jokes a 9/11.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Where did Sally go when the explosion happened?
Everywhere!
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
9/11 Joke?