Event jokes
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
SpongeBob did 9/11.
The twins are falling down.
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.