Event jokes

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

Time flies by, doesn’t it?

But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.

911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.

Time for a remake!

What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?

They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.

What did the Titanic say as it sank?

I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.

What competition do nuts participate in?

The peanut butter cup.

Where do squirrels go for fun?

The acorn-ival.

What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?

He gagged!

The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.

You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!

Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.

Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀

2001/9/11, that day was fire.

For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.

I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"