Event jokes
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. đď¸đ
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Memes
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Whatâs the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You canât milk a cow for 15 years.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite school event? Homecoming!
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it wonât.
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.