Event jokes
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.