Event jokes
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
I put the fun in funeral.
Memes
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!