I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test
Your so ugly that even hello kitty seid goodbye
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
Suicide is the way to get even with the bitch called probability.
I'm better than you in every single way.... I even have an extra chromosome.
your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter then it.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number", my friend - "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this x
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "now were not even allowed to do that."
i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there
A Karen is so stupid,she cant even cross the Hairline
So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis, we talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing to her about being suicidal, she's been very helpful throughout it, I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
yo mama so ugly even hello kitty said goodby
Dark humor is like cancer, its even funnier when children get it
Two boys were arguing in class one day when the teacher walked in to the classroom. The teacher asked them, "Why are you arguing?"
One of the boys replied, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher. "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
I told a joke and some1 said "no one asked" then i said "no one would care to even ask"
Being alive is so expensive I am not even having a good time doing it
If you bet on Russian roulette even if you win you still lose
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
