Even Jokes

Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.

Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.

Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!

"My name is 4, four like the number", my friend - "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"

I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this x

A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "now were not even allowed to do that."

Wow- didn't know little jhony jokes were so dark- Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about sucide, sex and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well I don't really know if there actually are- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes- Even chin jokes. :⁠^⁠))

and slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^⁠_⁠^

i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there

Dark humor is like cancer, its even funnier when children get it

I told a joke and some1 said "no one asked" then i said "no one would care to even ask"

You're hairline is so far away, that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.

Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.

Being alive is so expensive I am not even having a good time doing it

If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..

If you bet on Russian roulette even if you win you still lose

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

My girlfriend and I played Russian Roulette once We had sex afterwards even though she lost