Even Jokes

How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None they don't even got a home

If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..

bully: im going to hurt you so bad You: well..your IQ is same amount of teeth im about to knock out so...your so dumb that you cant don't even know how to do that

and your IQ is 5

My girlfriend and I played Russian Roulette once We had sex afterwards even though she lost

To everyone saying "don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying". Do you think we have it easy?? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.

You're hairline is so far away, that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.

your hairline sucks even harry potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!

(not original, but I forgot the source)

Do people even like me C A S N O V A

I was walking till i saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said where are your parents? He cried even more. oh i just love talking to orphans.

I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day and she said i could be anything i wanted to be if i put my mind to it, sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it even if it's messy

U need to eat make up in the inside beacuse Friend....... your so ulgy and your not even pretty in the outside

Your hairline so messed up that even martin Luther king Jr. couldn't have a dream about it

You're cheap no one even pays attention.

China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.

(me)I know why u don't have friends. (kid) why? (me) because u can't even figure that out.

Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One at the bottom that's still alive. What's worse than that? Its forced to eat its way out. What's even worse than that? It comes back for seconds.