My frien liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop - Right. So you weight yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool. - Oh..that might actually be even easier
Doctor: You need new glasses.
Patient: How'd you know? I haven't even told you what is wrong with me yet.
Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window.
Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it....
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad
I’m a faux pa.
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500. The first replied:"For 500€? Of course!" The second said:"I'd do it for free!" The third replied:"I would even give her 200€!" The fourth replied:"With my ex? Never!
Some people said that JFK had Big parties some even would say they were *Mine Blowing*
I wrote an essay today about africa and I FAILED even though i wrote a perfect rendition of the hunger games storyline
So i told the officer
I cant even walk when Im sober
you're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you
Your hairline goes so far back that even god said, "I learned about it in my days."
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Becuase they have a face not even a mother could love
My wife says s*x is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
Your mom heavier then Mariah can even Carry
your forehead is so big even mega mind knew you were smarter
Wow gwen even said she loves Tj she just did prince look at it u are going to be crush it is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments look their!
