pepole in 1912: titanic is unstopable even god coudlnt sink this ship. god: bet where is my icebergs
Your so scary that even your hairline ran a way
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
Person 1: stop making suicidal jokes!? Person 2: okay okay, I’ll cut it out. Person 1: really? Person 2: their not even that deep.
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we’ve all kicked a pregnant woman before we where even born.
Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self harms!
I SH so much, even when i die and become a ghost, you can see red striped floating around the room.
Yo mama so poor she can't even pay attention.
My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repletedly told him to look where he was going
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family even grandma.
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing "we are a family, even though u fatter then me"
Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up
Mum: if your friend jumped of a cliff would you Me: oh yeah no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!"
The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"
This not even a joke its a serious question.... Is eating ass considered cannabilism?
I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth, it's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet
the gas prices are going up that even Hitler is killing himself
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute but how was I supposed to know she never told me.
