Even Jokes

What makes a joke a dad joke?

I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.

Famous last words:

"Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."

A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."

pepole in 1912: titanic is unstopable even god coudlnt sink this ship. god: bet where is my icebergs

Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self harms!

I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated

My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repletedly told him to look where he was going

Person 1: stop making suicidal jokes!? Person 2: okay okay, I’ll cut it out. Person 1: really? Person 2: their not even that deep.

They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.

They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.

Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family even grandma.

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.

Mum: if your friend jumped of a cliff would you Me: oh yeah no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first

so a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him he was about to jump until he saw from a mountain side a little guy with no arms dancing around so he thought maybe my life aint so bad so he went to the mountain side thank you he said i was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until i saw you dancing even though youu have no arms dancing? the armless man said bitterly my asshole itches and i cant scratch it

A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!"

The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"