Even jokes
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.
Yo mama is so ugly that even scammers wouldn't go after her money.
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Marriage is really educational.
When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!
And he's not even left the house yet!!!