Even

Even jokes

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.

Mom

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

Cloud

At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

Life

Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.

Mom

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Furniture

What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?

Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.

Orphanage

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.

Orphan

Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"

No one wants him, not even the bees.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Name

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?