"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
I mess up goats for unicorns?
Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.
I don't even know.
Your hair line so far back i couldn't see u even when will Smith slapped it
Your hairline so far back even shaggy and scooby ran away
your hairline is that far back that i cant even back out of my car
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Your hairline is so bad not even god could save it
Your mama is so fat. Even God couldn't raise her spirit.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Who even needs white jokes?
