Even jokes

Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.

Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"

No one wants him, not even the bees.

Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.

Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

What does a man with 20 children do now?

Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.

Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.

Who even needs white jokes?

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!

Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.

What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?

Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

I mess up goats for unicorns?

Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.

I don't even know.

Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.