Even jokes

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?

A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.

Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.

Ever heard of account stealing?

Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?

You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.

You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!

Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.

Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.

Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏

Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.

"It's Sunday evening!"

"No. It's Monday eve."

Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!

Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.

Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.

Who even needs white jokes?

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...