Even jokes

These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.

And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!

Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.

Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.

"Don't sneeze!"

Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.

Also,

"It dangles and swung!"

Language art quizzes are the best.

I mess up goats for unicorns?

Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.

I don't even know.

Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"

No one wants him, not even the bees.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.

Who even needs white jokes?

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.

Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!

Which one do you want to watch? 😀"