Even jokes

These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.

And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!

Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.

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What does a man with 20 children do now?

Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.

Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.

What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?

Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.

Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!

Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.

Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.

Who even needs white jokes?

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"

No one wants him, not even the bees.

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.

Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.