Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Even Jokes
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
