your cut so broke even bob the builder cant fix it
"It's Sunday evening!!!"
"No. It's Monday eve."
your hairline is that far back that i cant even back out of my car
My Greif counseller died, he was so good, i dont even care
One day a man visited an orphanage Then he sees a kid crying the man asked "where are your parents" and the kid cries even harder
why is bieng alive so expensive im not even having a good time
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it
Why will the orphan never say honey I'm home
No one wants him not even the bees
Your hair line so far back i couldn't see u even when will Smith slapped it
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late". Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON !!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need Bianaca?
Bianca: Its Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
“Don’t sneeze”
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends I would always tell them “Don’t sneeze” and when I did they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed we laughed even harder.
Also,
“It dangles and swung” Language art quizzes are the best
Son:mom can i tell you something?
Mom:yes of course honey whats up?
Son:ok U HAVE TERRIBLE JOKES THERE NOT EVEN FUNNY
MOm:well i made you
Tj hair line so far back ho friends don't even want to talk to him
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.