Ethics jokes
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
Mom told me drugs are my enemies.
Jesus said to like your enemies.
Yay, I can like drugs then!
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
Abortion is beautiful.
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.