Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.
We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"
Little Johnny is walking in the hallway and goes in his brother's room and catches him watching something, so he asks, "What you watching?" His brother replies, "Nothing," and drops his phone. But then he gets a text from his teacher, who texted him a picture of her naked, saying, "After school come fuck me." So Johnny looks and says, "Ew, I'm telling Mom," and he ran with his brother's phone and showed his mom, and his mom said, "Ok, Johnny, I'll take care of you brother," and she told him to leave, and he did.
And his brother ran in his mom's room naked, and his mom said, "Oh, that's big. How about you do what your teacher told you to do to her, to me?" And a few hours later, Johnny heard weird noises coming from the room, so he walked in and saw them (his brother and mom) having sex, so he closed the door and walked away.
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Q: Name a murderer?
Aborted fetus: My mum.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Suicide is population control, republished.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
