Ethics jokes

What is the true meaning of Christmas?

Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.

Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.

Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.

CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.

Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.

I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.

In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.

What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?

Call them retarded.

Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"

If at first you don't succeed, cheat.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?

An animal abuse warrant.

What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?

They fight and... You know the rest.

Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?

Two pedophiles are on a beach.

One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"

At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.

When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.

Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."

What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?

"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"

I fucked my mom.

So, I was fucking my daughter the other night, and I don't know what was funnier, the look on my wife's face, or the fact the abortion clinic let me keep her.

Kill yourself!

What is the difference between whores and nuns?

Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.