Ethics jokes

I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.

Just to test their patients.

What might an aborted child want for Christmas?

..... a home that isn't a bin.

I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.

Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.

CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.

Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.

What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.

What is the true meaning of Christmas?

Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.

Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?

An animal abuse warrant.

What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?

They fight and... You know the rest.

Two pedophiles are on a beach.

One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"

Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?

At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.

When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.

What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?

"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"

Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."

I fucked my mom.

So, I was fucking my daughter the other night, and I don't know what was funnier, the look on my wife's face, or the fact the abortion clinic let me keep her.

Kill yourself!

What is the difference between whores and nuns?

Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.