Ethics jokes
If at first you don't succeed, cheat.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
You'd think the Catholic Church would be in favor of condoms... less DNA evidence.
When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.
We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
A priest asks a convicted murderer on the electric chair, "Do you have any last request?"
"Yes," said the murderer, "Will you hold my hand?"
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
Religion
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
Welcome to ____ pizzeria and abortion clinic where your loss is our sauce.
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.