Ethics jokes
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"
Stop the orphan jokes!
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
How do you know you are blessed by God?
You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.
when is rape wrong on so many levels?
inside a lift.
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a computer? Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
Why can orphans convert to Catholicism? Because Catholics believe in no sex before marriage.
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
Little Johnny is walking in the hallway and goes in his brother's room and catches him watching something, so he asks, "What you watching?" His brother replies, "Nothing," and drops his phone. But then he gets a text from his teacher, who texted him a picture of her naked, saying, "After school come fuck me." So Johnny looks and says, "Ew, I'm telling Mom," and he ran with his brother's phone and showed his mom, and his mom said, "Ok, Johnny, I'll take care of you brother," and she told him to leave, and he did.
And his brother ran in his mom's room naked, and his mom said, "Oh, that's big. How about you do what your teacher told you to do to her, to me?" And a few hours later, Johnny heard weird noises coming from the room, so he walked in and saw them (his brother and mom) having sex, so he closed the door and walked away.