Ethics jokes
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
Abortion isn't murder, it's more like backspacing a typo.
How do you know you are blessed by God?
You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.