Ethics jokes
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
Abortion isn't murder, it's more like backspacing a typo.
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
How do you know you are blessed by God?
You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)