Ethics

Ethics jokes

Sex

You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?

Drug

Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?

Orphan

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?

Orphan

If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Blow job

Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?

A. She didn't know how to swallow.

Abortion

Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?

A. May your baby rest in pieces.

Suffering

How do you know you are blessed by God?

You don’t laugh at, make light of, or enjoy the evils and suffering people are inflicting on themselves and upon each other.

Syndrome

What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?

Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)

Drama

I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!

“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.

Orphan

Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?

Orphan

If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?