There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
Ethics Jokes
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
A doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to himself, "This is wrong, but some doctors do it..." He is a vet.
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
