Ethics jokes

Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.

Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.

Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.

But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."

I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?

Because he punched dumbos like you people!

Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!

My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.

A doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to himself, "This is wrong, but some doctors do it..." He is a vet.

If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"

If at first you don't succeed, cheat.

What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?

Call them retarded.

I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.

Just to test their patients.

What might an aborted child want for Christmas?

..... a home that isn't a bin.