Ethics jokes
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.
So, I was fucking my daughter the other night, and I don't know what was funnier, the look on my wife's face, or the fact the abortion clinic let me keep her.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.
Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to 10 trees.
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Sketchy dude: If you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die.
Me: If I push it more than once do I get more money?
Sketchy dude: Yes, but more people die.
Me: *rapidly pushes button* This is how you solve world hunger.
Sketchy dude: ... wtf, you're insane.
Me: ...
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Abortion is bad.
Abortions are a way for whores to dodge accountability.
My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.
My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.