Ethics jokes

Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!

Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.

Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.

But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."

Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?

Because he punched dumbos like you people!

Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!

Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.

There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."

My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.

Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?

So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?

Slaves.

I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?

I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.

I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.

What is the true meaning of Christmas?

Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.

Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.

What might an aborted child want for Christmas?

..... a home that isn't a bin.

I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.

Just to test their patients.

I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.