Ethics jokes

I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.

What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?

Slaves.

I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.

I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?

Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?

Because he punched dumbos like you people!

Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!

If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?

So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.

Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.

But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."

Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.

A doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to himself, "This is wrong, but some doctors do it..." He is a vet.

Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.

In the hospital, I saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep. The ICU was going beep beep beep. I think that's why she can't sleep, so I turned it off. She's asleep forever now. Nighty night.

I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.

Just to test their patients.