Ethics jokes

What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?

That it will never get old.

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.

What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"

Me: I just shot an orphan.

Mate: You can’t do that!

Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Girl: What is abortion?

Man: Ask your brother.

Girl: But I don't have a brother!

Man: Exactly!

If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?

It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"

My wife caught me fucking our daughter. I don't know what she found worse: the fact I was fucking our daughter, or that the clinic gave me the fetus.

Me: Hey Jim!

Jim: I'm now a cannibal.

Me: WAIT, JIM! N-

Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.

Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)

If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?

Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.

The only time rape jokes are funny is never.

Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!

The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.

What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?

A homesick abortion.

It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.

Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?

Son: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Son: Mom, I'm blind.

Mom: Exactly.