Ethics jokes
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?
My sister's boyfriend is mad because I fucked his girl.
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
This pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf.
He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.
He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried it an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.
An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!
A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.
She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.
Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?
He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.
Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.
Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.
WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.
I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the butt!
Bully: Yes, that must be cute!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Do you want???
Bully: 😍😍😍... sexy ass!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊
The doctor says, "Your wife is pregnant." The man says that he used a condom and the doctor says, "Yeah, but I didn't."
I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."
I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!