Ethics jokes
Miss Stephen likes sex like she likes kids.
On a desk in pure isolation.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
Me, calls the police*
Me: Hey, I'm gonna commit suicide!
Cop on the phone: Please wait till we get there.
Me: Why, so you can then stop me?
Cop on the phone: No, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper... and we are all bored!
Me: Ok, my house number is *********************, ok!
Cop on the phone: Awesome! Just a sec. *whispers* Guys, I finally found someone who wants to get killed!
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victim less!
"Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's 7.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
Orphan jokes protest. Anonymous.
Orphan jokes are just funny so stop trying to ruin our fun!
Comments:
Gwen: Stop! It is not funny. Orphans are just out their cold, weak, and need someone! And the jokes are not funny!
Shut up: Shut up!
Liv: Gwen stop!!
Gwen: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!!!!!
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Some people think incest jokes are funny.
I just think it's all relative.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.