Ethics jokes

If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?

What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?

A: Where's the holy baby?

What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?

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I'm still trying to think of an answer.

If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.

If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.

I bullied a handicap today.

What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?

I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.

I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.

Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.

Doctor: Sex is good for you!

A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.

When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"

God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."

How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?

"No, you hang yourself first..."

What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?

They never get old.

Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

Not like they can tell their parents.

Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.

It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.

He was a great vet.

Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?

Only one is wanted.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.

If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?