Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
Two pedophiles are on a beach.
One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"
At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
Kill yourself!
