Ethics jokes

Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?

Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?

Think about it, lol. Haha.

A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.

A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.

When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"

God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."

Why don’t you peel a banana?

It’s too hard to kill your nana.

I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."

Some people think incest jokes are funny.

I just think it's all relative.

"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.

_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."

I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.

What’s the difference between drugs and kids?

I don’t do drugs.

I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.

A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?" She is shocked. "Why would you want something like that?" The man calmly tells her, "I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover." The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, "I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder!" At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist's husband. She examines it then looks up at him. "Oh. I didn't know you had a prescription."

I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.

It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"

Do you have dark humor?

Actually, never mind. I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying... but I decided to abort.

What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?

Only one is wanted.

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"