Ethics jokes
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Memes
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Racism.
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."