Ethics

Ethics jokes

Abortion

A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.

When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"

God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."

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  • Couple

    How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?

    "No, you hang yourself first..."

    Difference

    What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?

    They never get old.

    Priest

    What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?

    The devil always has horns... not just around children.

    Life Support

    When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:

    Abortion

    Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.

    Orphan

    What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?

    Only one is wanted.

    Orphan

    Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

    Orphan

    Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.

    Vet

    It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.

    He was a great vet.

    Life Support

    My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

    Orphan

    If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

    Pizzeria

    "Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."

    Orphan

    I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.

    Nobody still wanted them.