Ethics jokes
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.