Ethics jokes
Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
Racism.