Ethics jokes
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
"Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?