Ethics jokes

If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.

I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.

Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.

Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.

P.l.a.n.e.

Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?

Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.

Abortion is bad.

Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?

To block traffic.

Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.

How did two retarded people get ran over in one second?

They're my friends.

What job lets you kill the most people?

An abortion doctor.

I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.

Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"

I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?