Ethics jokes

I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.

Pro lifers: End abortion!!!

Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.

Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

P.l.a.n.e.

Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?

Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.

Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.

Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.

What's the best part about beating up an orphan?

They can't tell their parents.

When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?

Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.

What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?

They never grow old.

Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.

Abortion is bad.

How did two retarded people get ran over in one second?

They're my friends.

I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?

I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.

Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"

So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?

The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.