Ethics jokes
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Did you hear about the guy who got fired for having sex with his clients?
He was a great veterinarian.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
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Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best cum.
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
I fucked my mom.
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
Me, calls the police*
Me: Hey, I'm gonna commit suicide!
Cop on the phone: Please wait till we get there.
Me: Why, so you can then stop me?
Cop on the phone: No, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper... and we are all bored!
Me: Ok, my house number is *********************, ok!
Cop on the phone: Awesome! Just a sec. *whispers* Guys, I finally found someone who wants to get killed!
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.