Ethics jokes

I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.

Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.

P.l.a.n.e.

Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?

When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?

What's the best part about beating up an orphan?

They can't tell their parents.

I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.

Abortions are a way for whores to dodge accountability.

Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.

Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?

To block traffic.

Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.

Abortion is bad.

How did two retarded people get ran over in one second?

They're my friends.

I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?

I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.

Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"

So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

What job lets you kill the most people?

An abortion doctor.