Ethics jokes
Being pro-life.
P.l.a.n.e.
Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.
Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they arenβt mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldnβt have pulled my grandmaβs cord to live.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
Abortions are a way for whores to dodge accountability.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.
Abortion is bad.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
How did two retarded people get ran over in one second?
They're my friends.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.