Ethics jokes

P.l.a.n.e.

Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?

Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.

Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.

We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.

Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?

My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.

I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.

When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?

Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.

What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?

They never grow old.

Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.

Abortion is bad.

How did two retarded people get ran over in one second?

They're my friends.

I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?

I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.

Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"

So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?

The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.