Ethics jokes
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter. It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?
"Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
Sketchy dude: If you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die.
Me: If I push it more than once do I get more money?
Sketchy dude: Yes, but more people die.
Me: *rapidly pushes button* This is how you solve world hunger.
Sketchy dude: ... wtf, you're insane.
Me: ...
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
I think God is cool with abortion.
After all, he did kill his only son.