Ethics jokes

Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

P.l.a.n.e.

Precious lord, are nonbelievers evil?

Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.

Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.

Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.

What's the best part about beating up an orphan?

They can't tell their parents.

When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?

Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.

What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?

They never grow old.

Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.

Abortion is bad.

How did two retarded people get ran over in one second?

They're my friends.

I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?

I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.

Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"

So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?

The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.

What job lets you kill the most people?

An abortion doctor.

What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?

A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.

"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.

The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.

"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"

"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.

The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.

"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.

What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?

A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"