Ethics jokes

One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.

Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?

A: Monoxide Child.

I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.

But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"

For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.

Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!

Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.

We should stop being mean to orphans.

We should be cruel instead.

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?

The devil always has horns... not just around children.

If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

"Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."

I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.

Nobody still wanted them.

Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.

Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.

It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.

He was a great vet.

Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

Not like they can tell their parents.