Ethics jokes

If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?

Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."

If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?

The devil always has horns... not just around children.

If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.

Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.

If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

"Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."

I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.

Nobody still wanted them.

Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?

Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.

Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.

When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:

For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.

What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?

Only one is wanted.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

Not like they can tell their parents.