Ethics jokes
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
"Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?