Ethics jokes

Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.

Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?

Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.

Orphan: Why?

Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.

What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?

Only one is wanted.

A man and a cow are stuck on train tracks, and there is a train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does he save, the man or the cow?

Neither. He isn't strong enough to lift either of them.

I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.

What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?

She can't say no!

I had sex with a disabled girl. You can say I handiclapped those cheeks.

Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:

Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.

Bored?

Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.

Just to test their patients.

God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.

Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.

How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.

What might an aborted child want for Christmas?

..... a home that isn't a bin.

Q: How do you make a fire?

A: Oil and dead babies.

Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?

A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.

Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.

Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?

I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.

So, I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company.

Everyone is mad, but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.