Ethics jokes

Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.

"Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.

Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!

Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.

If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:

For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.

Why do they call them a nonce?

Because they go for people who don't have any sense.

Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."

If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?

I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.

Nobody still wanted them.

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?

The devil always has horns... not just around children.

We should stop being mean to orphans.

We should be cruel instead.

I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.

But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"

One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.