Ethics jokes

Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?

Gina: Because they hit me on the butt!

Bully: Yes, that must be cute!

Gina: Hmmm...

Gina: Do you want???

Bully: 😍😍😍... sexy ass!

Bully 🖐🏻🍑

Gina😊

I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.

My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍

You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?

What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?

Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.

How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.

What might an aborted child want for Christmas?

..... a home that isn't a bin.

How do you help a starving cannibal?

You give him a hand!

I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...

I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.

Just to test their patients.

Why is it ok to smack an orphan?

What are they going to do? Tell their parents!

I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."

Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"

Mom told me drugs are my enemies.

Jesus said to like your enemies.

Yay, I can like drugs then!

I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.

As tragic as school shootings are, it's also a quick way to a late-term abortion.

Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?

What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?

...

I'm still trying to think of an answer.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

The world is a freaking rape joke.