Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
Ethics Jokes
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Racism.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
What's the difference between a surgeon and God?
God knows he's not a surgeon.
