Ethics jokes

Racism.

One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.

Why do they call them a nonce?

Because they go for people who don't have any sense.

Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?

A: Monoxide Child.

Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.

If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!

"Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."

I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.

Nobody still wanted them.

Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Every good joke has its delivery, except abortion jokes, because they have none.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

Not like they can tell their parents.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.

For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.

What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?

Only one is wanted.