Error Jokes

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?

"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"

Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...

One spelling mistake can completely ruin your marriage.

I accidentally texted my wife, "I’m having a wonderful time. I wish you were her."

Dear Autocorrect, I never wanted to spell the word "bigger".

Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:

"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."

Anyone know what bird that is?

Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?

African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"

Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."

African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*

The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found

What were Steven Hawking’s last words?

ERROR 101.

I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.

Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.

Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!

Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.

Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.

Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?

Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!

You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?

Answer: Living.

org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.

"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."