Yo mama so fat she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a ' error
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE”
Dear Autocorrect, I never wanted to spell the word "bigger".
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale is said...error
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
African Kid - "Mom can we have water?" Mum - "Sure it's in the house." African Kid - *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water* The fridge - ERROR 404 Water Not Found
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101
I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.
HEY ANIME GIRL I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT JAYDEN IS A BOY AND WE GOT BACK TOGETHER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU NEVER HAD A CHANGE SO HAHAHAHAH
Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X
when a kinderX=MsgBox("you do not have permission to delete this item",2+64,"error")the abcsgarten teacher askes a kid to sing alphabet he said ab3defg teacher said do you like 3d he said yeah teacher yelled ok do you have a3ds yeah he said teacher goes ito his bag and sais say abcs or your 3ds will be destroyed he says ab3defghijlmnopqrs oh he learned well the teacher thrw the 3ds out the window the kid gets it and it still wirks then he googles abcs it goes to youtube and says abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz teacher is proud of the 3ds the class went home tekll ing pa
Your mom gay.exe has startled working
I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
Someone at school judged my grammar.
I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
I knew the human race made mistakes but your the worst i've seen so far...
