When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
Someone at school judged my grammar.
I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
Error 404 File Not Found.
I tried to take a fog machine, but I took the wrong one. Needless to say, it was a big mist-take.
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
What did Stephen hawkings computer say when he died ?? .... ERROR
He's not really dead, his update failed.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he rest in peace.
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.
