Entertainment jokes
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Memes
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?
For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.