Entertainment jokes
Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?
For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Memes
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. π
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
So cinema.
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.