Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.