Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!
Entertainment Jokes
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. π
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
