Entertainment jokes
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.
It was impossible to put down.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.