Entertainment jokes
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
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What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!