Entertainment jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!

Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.

I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!

Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!

So cinema.

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Doctor, what is wrong with me?

You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.

What do you call a stabbed pig?

Porkchopped.

What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?

Pork Chopped!

Hah, got 'em (I guess)!

What is fun? Everyone.

I have some jokes about popcorn.

Nah, they're too corny.

Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!

What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?

A tromBONE.

More jokes.

Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?

Because they are Sith-ters.

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.

What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?

When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.

Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?

Palpatine: Grew it.