Entertainment jokes

Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?

I told him to be a stand-up comedian!

What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?

Winona Hider.

What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!

Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?

For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.

So cinema.

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."

"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."

"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"

Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!

Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!

Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.

I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!

How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?

I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!

So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔

What film do orphans hate?

"Instant Family."

Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.

A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"

The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"

What show do orphans hate?

"American Dad."

Who is Santa's favorite singer?

Elf-is Presley.

Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?

Mr. Mime!