Entertainment jokes
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."