Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Entertainment Jokes
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
The walking dead.
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?
For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.
So cinema.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
