Entertainment jokes
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
Memes
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
Why was the director injured?
He couldn't find the right cast!
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?
For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
"Peppa Pig"-like pandemics.