Entertainment jokes
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
My favorite one 🤣
My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Alien vs Predator.
Cosby vs E.T.