Entertainment jokes
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
Memes
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!