Entertainment jokes
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Can emo kids get happy meals?
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
The walking dead.
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.