Entertainment jokes
What Pokemon is from the Avengers? Throh.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Hahaha!
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
I'm a human. Syke, I'm Pickle Rick!
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!