Entertainment jokes
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
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An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
What's an orphan's second favorite movie?
Home Alone 2.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
You're so bald that Disney uses your head for movie scripts.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.