Entertainment jokes

Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg

I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.

My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.

My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"

Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"

Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?

It rocked!

Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?

Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!

What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.

What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?

Chewbacca.

Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.

What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.

What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?

America’s Funniest Home Videos.

(lol)

How do you get a clown off your swing?

You shoot it.

"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.

Tushar’s Fortnite skills.

All the jokes on this website are terrarible.

Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

Running, JK rolling!

Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?

Palpatine: Grew it.

Why don't paralyzed people laugh?

They hate stand-up comedy.