Entertainment jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
Player 138 eliminated...
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
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Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
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What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
Family Guy funny moments.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."