Entertainment jokes
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
Skeppy is the joke.
Justin Bieber
What kind of dog can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
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