My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Magitat?
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
Peter's playtime.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
