Entertainment jokes
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
I had the BEST day EVER.
1: I woke up.
2: I met someone I'm sad about.
3: I had fun and got them back again online.
But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw!
Q: What was the last thing the United Healthcare CEO heard before he got shot?
A: "It's me, Luigi!"
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!