What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
Entertainment Jokes
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
Knock knock.
A man with a mullet walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
None of these jokes really took off.
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
