Entertainment jokes
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Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
People, please check out Tenya's jokes. Girl, love, cheetah, blue jokes!
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
Family Guy funny moments.
I had the BEST day EVER.
1: I woke up.
2: I met someone I'm sad about.
3: I had fun and got them back again online.
But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.