Entertainment jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
Knock knock.
A man with a mullet walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.