Entertainment jokes
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
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What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
How do you keep a blind person entertained? Give them a piece of sandpaper and tell them it’s a word.
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach
A time traveler walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.