Entertainment jokes

Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.

What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.

Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?

A: Not very interesting.

Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.

We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.

What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"

Shit.

Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?

Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.

What is an Emo's favorite movie?

"Suicide Squad."

What does Mickey's wife drive?

A Minnie-Van!

Family Guy funny moments.

Look! An ancient African city!

From the makers of Timbukone...

What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?

Bugs Bunny!

What do call six gay men going in a war?

Rainbow Six Siege.

What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

All the jokes on this website are terrarible.

I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Spider-Man: Homecoming."

None of these jokes really took off.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?

Hot Wheels.

I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.