Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
Memes
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.