Entertainment jokes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
Have you seen the movie "Constipation"?
It hasn't come out yet.
DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN!
“Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know, but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer?”
“Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
Credit to Burn in Hell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5a0jTc9S10
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy