Entertainment jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because they love serving up HOT BEATS!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when it started RAINING RHYMES.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet.
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Chef Rhymes.
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!