Entertainment jokes
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some COSMIC RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL WIZARD
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
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I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*