Entertainment jokes
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
What should my next YT vid be about?
Memes
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
Why did Dad Man quit acting?
I don’t know either.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!