Entertainment jokes

I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!

What should my next YT vid be about?

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.

So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]

What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.

What is gayer than man sex ring?

Not slapping the ass at Hooters.

Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D

Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.

Where does a cow take his date?

Answer: To the moooooovies!

What animal is best at hitting baseballs?

A bat.

Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.

Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.

Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.

Prankster pranks.

Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.

Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.

What's orphans favorite game to play?

GTA5 because they want to be wanted!

Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.

Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?

Because for them, love isn't an open door.

2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.

2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.

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What’s an orphan's favorite movie?

Home Alone.