Entertainment jokes

What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.

Why don't paralyzed people laugh?

They hate stand-up comedy.

Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D

Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.

What should my next YT vid be about?

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.

How do pirates like their movies?

You already know the answer, don't you?

Well...

ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...

What’s better than Ted Danson?

Ted singing and Danson!

What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.

Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.

Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?

You: What?

Me: She let it go, let it go!

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the “no-bell” prize.

A basketball player walks into a strip club:

"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"

Skeppy is the joke.

Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.

AOT > ur fav anime.

Why do you play Call of Duty?

I actually don't know.

What is an orphan's least favorite movie?

"Daddy's Home."

Any more song suggestions?