Entertainment jokes
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
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Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
Anime is good, like for yes, dislike for no. Comments for thoughts.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
There were ten in the bed and the little one said... "Roll over..."
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
Have you seen the new movie Constipation?
You haven't?
That's because it hasn't come out yet.
A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.