Entertainment jokes
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
I'm Pickle Rick!
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
Not funny, guys!
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
I have a friend who recently stopped smoking, and the withdrawal was causing hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend: "I see a dreamer over there by the water!"
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the worst dam program I've ever seen.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now.
Your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.