Entertainment jokes

Name one person who would take an orphan?

Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.

I'm Pickle Rick!

So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"

What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"

To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.

"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"

Not funny, guys!

So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.

What do people with cancer always want to watch?

"Finding Chemo."

I have a friend who recently stopped smoking, and the withdrawal was causing hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend: "I see a dreamer over there by the water!"

What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?

Sticky Minaj.

I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."

What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.

Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."

What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.

I just watched a program about beavers. It was the worst dam program I've ever seen.

What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL

Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now.

Your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy.

What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.

What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?

They never get old.

I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."