Entertainment jokes

Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!

Orphans don't like "Family Feud."

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.

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What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.

Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?

Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?

Person 1: For dancing.

What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?

"Looks like a rerun."

Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?

Neither does he.

What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."

Kidloland

This website hahahahahahaha!

What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?

RoboCop.

What do TVs and girls have in common?

They both show you stuff when you turn them on!

Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.

Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.

Your (DYM 9).