Entertainment jokes
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Not funny, guys!
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
I'm Pickle Rick!
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
I have a friend who recently stopped smoking, and the withdrawal was causing hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend: "I see a dreamer over there by the water!"
So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the worst dam program I've ever seen.