Entertainment jokes

"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"

Not funny, guys!

To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.

Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.

Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?

I have a friend who recently stopped smoking, and the withdrawal was causing hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend: "I see a dreamer over there by the water!"

What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.

Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."

What do people with cancer always want to watch?

"Finding Chemo."

So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.

So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"

What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL

What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"

Name one person who would take an orphan?

Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.

Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?

Because he's dead. 😁

What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now.

Your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy.

What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?

They never get old.

I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.

A Fortnite player.

What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?

Korn Flakes.

I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."