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Entertainment jokes

Ice Cube

So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.

Friend

I have a friend who recently stopped smoking, and the withdrawal was causing hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend: "I see a dreamer over there by the water!"

Mime

I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."

What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.

Memes

Gorilla

Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."

Orphan

What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Beaver

I just watched a program about beavers. It was the worst dam program I've ever seen.

Eye

So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"

Cow

What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"

Orphan

Name one person who would take an orphan?

Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.

Matter

Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?

Bruce Lee was no joking matter.

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  • Life

    Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now.

    Your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy. Ok, ok, ooh, I'm so lit right now, your life is so boring, why you sleepin' on me? I can hear you snorin'. Aye, I'm so lit right now, my diamonds on that lit lit. Why don't you just get up? Aye, yeah, get him 'cause I'm awake, boy.

    TV Show

    I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."