Entertainment jokes

Can we have a party in space?

First, we need to planet ;)

Get it? "Plan it" = planet.

Gaming with the gaming controller.

What's an emo's favorite game?

Hangman.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.

Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.

So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"

Why did the rapper sit on the clock?

He wanted to keep it real with TIME.

Knock knock.

What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!

Who can relate?

NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share

How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.

Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.

Patrick: *picks up nuke*

Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!

Patrick: Yes.

Nuke: *boom*

Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!

Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?

What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?

They both come on little white crackers.

One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house.

I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games."

Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.

What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.

What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?

MC Presto.