Entertainment jokes
Porn.
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
I had two boxes: one Roblox, one Xbox.
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
Cheesiest jokes.
I told a chemistry joke once.
There was no reaction.
Hey guys! Ello here with an update!
I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately, so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to Downtown Disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that. Then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay 'til midnight, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)