Entertainment jokes
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.
The joke is my life.
The Harry Potter fanbase.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
Hahah, funny joke!
I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.