What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
Entertainment Jokes
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Do you see the toilet?
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
What should my next YT vid be about?
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
