Entertainment jokes
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Do you see the toilet?
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
I’m going to reenact the ending of Saw (2004), except I won’t stand up and shut the door.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂