Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
Who was in Paris?
I dunno, the title was censored.
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Man, that's funny!
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
