Entertainment jokes
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.
Only Cans.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
Huggy Wuggy big big Huggy Wuggy big big big big Huggy Wuggy laugh laugh smooch smooch Huggy Wuggy *insert clapping noise*
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
Can emo kids get happy meals?
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.