What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
Huggy Wuggy big big Huggy Wuggy big big big big Huggy Wuggy laugh laugh smooch smooch Huggy Wuggy *insert clapping noise*
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
Can emo kids get happy meals?
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
Joke start.
Punchline!
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
