Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
