How do you make a juggler laugh? YOU TICKLE HIS BALLS
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What is the similarity between an anti joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
A clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.
Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
None of these jokes really took off
