Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Entertainment Jokes
Y'all need to add more jokes.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
What's the worst TV series for orphans?
Family Guy.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
