Entertainment jokes

What should my next YT vid be about?

What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?

Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

Y'all need to add more jokes.

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.

What's the worst TV series for orphans?

Family Guy.

What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?

Homecoming.

This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...

Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.

What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.

What does Godzilla eat for dinner?

The dinner.

I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.

What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)

It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.

Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?

What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels.

What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.