I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
Entertainment Jokes
This is so damn funny!
Watch BNHA season 4 today!
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
Howard Stern rules, b*tches!
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
There was a news story the other day where a magician disappeared. He was like "At the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Dos," and he disappeared without a trace.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.
