Entertainment jokes

Doctor, what is wrong with me?

You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.

Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?

He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.

Oh wait.

You fool!

I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"

I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.

This is so damn funny!

Watch BNHA season 4 today!

Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.

If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.

Howard Stern rules, b*tches!

What does Mickey's wife drive?

A Minnie-Van!

Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.

He still is a kid.

I have a really good joke.

Do you want to hear it?

Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.

There was a news story the other day where a magician disappeared. He was like "At the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Dos," and he disappeared without a trace.

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Doctor."

"Doctor who?"

"Doctor Who."

Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.

Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.

Why did the bean play Fortnite?

Because it had a beantroller.

Screw anima!

Oh wait, that's called hentai.

Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!

Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.

Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?

Cause they taste funny!

What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?

Alien vs. Predator.