You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?
You move all of the furniture around.
My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"
Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Lorne Armstrong
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
This website hahahahahahaha!
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow.
[Chorus:] Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid. And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold.
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder. You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older. But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture.
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin. The water's getting warm so you might as well swim. My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.
[Chorus 2x]
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas. I need to get myself away from this place. I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change.
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
So much to do, so much to see. So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow.
[Chorus]
And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold.
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
