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Entertainment Jokes
I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.
When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.
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What is a cow's favorite move? -- The sound of moooosic.
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
I can't put it down.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
