Entertainment jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.

(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)

Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?

A: “Wrap” music.

Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated ARRRR.

I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!

What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 80 people.

Then it exploded.

What does a cow watch?

MooTube.

What are clowns good at?

I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.

I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.

When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.

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What is a cow's favorite move? -- The sound of moooosic.

If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.

What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"

What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy? BK doesn’t sell real meat.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

I can't put it down.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You follow the Fresh prints.

Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.

Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.