Puzzle
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest.
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
Two baby seals walk into a club.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
