If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
Entertainment Jokes
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.
Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
Why do people watch hentai?
Because they are as fake as pornstars are.
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!
T-Series: Go away you f***!
I love murder shows... wish me luck cause I'm kinda hoping to be on one one day.
pornhub.com
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
Prawn cocktail.
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
