Entertainment jokes
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
This man walks into a bar and says, "How do I get service here?"
The assistant bar attendant tells him to take a seat as the bartender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes, the man says this is ridiculous, that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts, which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes go by, and the man then says, "OK, I get it, no service of beer, but free nuts," to which the assistant says, "Hell no, the game starts in 10 minutes." Everyone laughs and claps.
I like Fortnite.
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."