Entertainment jokes
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
Why was the director injured?
He couldn't find the right cast!
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
When someone tells me to kill myself,
Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"