Entertainment jokes
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
When someone tells me to kill myself,
Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
Spongebob: Easy now, you try first. Get a jar.
Patrick: *picks up nuke*
Spongebob: Patrick, that's a nuke!
Patrick: Yes.
Nuke: *boom*
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
Have you seen the movie "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!