Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "Jalapeño" your face!
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales."
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
I love going to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
The morbid jokes on this site.
TheOdd1sOut is odd to meet.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
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Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."
My favorite Pixar film: Wall-E.
There's a movie about constipation. It hasn't come out yet.
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
Ariana Grande
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
