Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
Hey, Hunger Games... I'm full!!
This ain't your mama's monologue.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
The joke about is stupid.
Follow me on Twitch @EddyTheSurfer.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Watching "50 Shades of Grey" was more painful than my uncle fisting me as a kid.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
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Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
You know what should give up and stay dead?
Fortnite.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
