Entertainment jokes

He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.

There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!

What protects clowns from the sun?

A bozone layer.

Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!

Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.

Alen vs. Predator.

Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.

Not coming soon!

A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.

What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?

Bugs Bunny!

Look! An ancient African city!

From the makers of Timbukone...

A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"

I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."

What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.

Why can't orphans go to movies?

There PG-13 movies.

Gaming with the gaming controller.

Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.

What does a Russian do for entertainment?

A nuclear world fair.

Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.

2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.

2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.

Digga D?

What do Time Clocks like to play?

Tick Tack Toe.

Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.