Entertainment jokes

I would post a joke, but maybe it's too deadpan.

When you realize the person reading this is a clown.

Dark humor and women are very similar...

Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?

Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.

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When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!

Try with a cucumber.

I had the BEST day EVER.

1: I woke up.

2: I met someone I'm sad about.

3: I had fun and got them back again online.

But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD

I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.

What music scares balloons?

Pop music.

Why would the banana scream "ouch?"

Because it is getting peeled.

Porn.

Watching porn.

Watching porn blow my dick like a basset horn.

When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!

I'm at the circus, Noah O'Brien.

After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."

What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.

What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?

Then he gets into treble!

Games are fun.

I love Little Mix.

So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"

"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."