What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
Entertainment Jokes
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something. SOMEONE will laugh. Say: "This word isn't gonna be funny until I tell you, your probably not going to laugh." *your friend* "what's the word?" *you* "finger" *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not everyone laughs, so don't feel bad if they don't. Also, don't be surprised if you get put in jail for murder, because you're going to kill someone with this.
I am dark humor.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
I'm as bored as heck, someone wanna chat?
I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
I love rap!
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)
I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.
