Entertainment jokes

Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.

When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.

Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?

Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.

What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?

It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*

What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!

I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?

I like you, you like me.

Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY

Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.

Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.

What's orphans favorite game to play?

GTA5 because they want to be wanted!

What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.

This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something. SOMEONE will laugh. Say: "This word isn't gonna be funny until I tell you, your probably not going to laugh." *your friend* "what's the word?" *you* "finger" *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not everyone laughs, so don't feel bad if they don't. Also, don't be surprised if you get put in jail for murder, because you're going to kill someone with this.

I am dark humor.

Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?

Because he can't handle all six perks.

I'm as bored as heck, someone wanna chat?

I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.

Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!

What show do orphans hate?

Family Guy.

Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.