What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
What’s a bird’s favorite movie?
The Parrots of the Caribbean.
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
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WALL-E
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
