Entertainment jokes
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
Funni.
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You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
Heard about the new event in Africa? Called the Hunger Games.
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.