What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
Ariana Grande, where are you?
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Doom is eternal.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.