Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
Thanks to an unfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action movie ever.
Alen vs. Predator.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.
2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.
2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.
Digga D?
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?
Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.
Hey, Mom, I'm back from the circus parade. It was amazing! First came the elephants, then came the tigers in the cage, and then came a beautiful lady on a white stallion. Oh, and what came after her?
Asked the mother, "Dad and every sailor in the state of Tennessee," said the boy.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.
Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.
I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.
Family Guy funny moments.
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
