Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
Entertainment Jokes
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?
I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *pauses porn* Why?
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
