An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Scrolled through all of them, still haven't laughed.
If you play games, go play on your sister.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
why are the jokes fat because you made it
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
