You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about how ugly you are. Like, so ugly that a haunted house, a place designed to scare people, was so freaked out by your face that they offered you a job! They probably figured you'd be scarier than any fake ghost or ghoul. I bet you also think that 2+2=5